Tuesday, August 14, 2012

The Tale of Scroungy Cat

The Scroungy Cat got out of bed
Stretched his legs and scratched his head
Thought, “Pretty soon we’re gonna all be dead,
I might as well start some mischief.”

He’d been laying ‘round the house all day,
Old lady working trying to make some pay
She came home but didn’t have nothing to say
She loved the old rascal anyway.

The night was young and the Cat was hot
He strolled his ass down to a little nightspot
He was looking for trouble and that’s what he got
And he didn’t have to look very far.

He had his eye on a certain girl
Might be the prettiest in this world
She had a guy and his name was Earl
He’d just as soon kill you as look at you.

They called her Celia the Pussycat
She wore an evening gown and a velvet hat
The kid had never seen a kitten like that
And he forgot all about the word caution

Now Scroungy Cat started circling round
Earl, he was busy in another part of town
But word spread quick with what was going down
And he headed to that lounge on the double

Earl found the Cat and his girl in bed
He pulled the trigger and it all went red
Someone yelled,
“Call the doctor, ‘cause I think they’re dead!”
All you could hear was cryin’ and moanin’

Old Doctor Peebus came through the door
Saw our Scroungy Cat sprawled out on the floor
He shook his head and pronounced, “No more,
That boy done breathed his last.”

But Scroungy Cat wasn’t your average pet.
He jumped up and lit another cigarette
He said, “Go call a cab to take me to the vet,
I still got some more lives left in me, yet!”

Now, the Cat was kicking but he looked pretty pale.
The cops came and carried Earl off to jail.
Now, ladies and gents, that’s the end of my tale,
And, I’m afraid there ain’t no moral.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The writing on the wall (lyrics)

Now you think
That you know
What’s going on inside
The moving picture show
All you see is a shadow of projection

What I feel
How I live
The motives driving me
The things I had to give
Lying still in a limbo of rejection

It wasn’t long before I knew
The awful story in plain view
The hand that wrote upon the wall belonged to you
It wasn’t just a different page
So many little things I did inspired such rage
You must have known it, too.

When we met
It was Fate
We had hopes
That it was not too late
We were pulled by a chemical attraction

I was I.
You were you.
We both did exactly what we had to do
A simple, equal and opposite reaction.

I can’t despise you, you were right
It’s best to keep me out of sight
I couldn’t help myself.
You couldn’t empathize.

I’m strong but still I lost control
I did things that I’ve often told the others
Not to do. You saw it all as lies.
Which drop of acid got me wet?
I taste you in each cigarette
But I don’t regret one second, anyhow.
I took my shirt off in the rain
I’m not afraid to feel more pain
And I’d do it all again, even now

Monday, May 21, 2012

Six String Beauty (Owen Scott, III, all rights reserved)

Verse
You spot her
You want her
You got her and you flaunt her
You see her
You choose her
And now you want to use her
You play her
You crank her
You yank her and you spank her
She’s a six string beauty
She’s a rock & roll queen
Verse
You meet her
you take her
Be careful not to break her
You can kiss her
and stroke her
You're always such a joker
Cajole her
implore her
You worship and adore her
She’s a six string beauty
She’s a rock & roll queen
Chorus
You open the case and your heart starts to pound
Put the strap across her body and you spin her around
One hand tickles her neck, the other one picks the lock
You plug your cable in her, Jack, and now you’re ready to rock

Guitar solo on verse/chorus/verse

Chorus
She's funky down low where you’re crunching the groove
Feeling the power and you’re starting to move
Now your fingers dig in and you’re making her scream
She’s a hard-rocking, smack-talking aquamarine
Verse
She’s dancing
She’s singing
The chords are surely ringing
She’s smoking
She’s burning
The wheels are steady turning
She’s rocking
She’s rolling
The bells are sturdy tolling
She’s your six string beauty
she’s a rock & roll queen
Chorus
When she steps out on stage, she’s a radiant light
When you flip her little switch she’s a player’s delight
She’s right there when you need her and she’ll go all night
She’ll do anything you say if you just talk to her right
Verse
She’s moaning
She’s whining
She’s transcendental shining
She’s steaming
She’s slamming’
She’s ramming and she’s jamming
She’s laughing
She’s crying
She’s suffering and dying
She’s a six string beauty
She’s the girl of your dreams

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Time to go home

When you’re venturing forth
Into the heart of the night
And you wander into somewhere
And it doesn’t feel right
But you find yourself smoking
With a couple of gnomes
You may think you’ve gotten lucky
But, it’s time to go home

When you stumble through the tables
And you’re looking for hope
But you only find static
At the end of the rope
And the bells begin tolling
And your lips start to foam
That’s your momma’s voice calling
Saying, “Time to go home.”

When the fire’s burned down
And she’s got you alone
Her knife cuts deep
Through your flesh to the bone
And you can’t say nothing
‘Cause she hung up the phone
You know the joke is on you,
And it’s time to go home

When your nerves are empty
And your knuckles are bent
‘Cause your neurotransmitters
Have been uselessly spent
And she’s gotten you good
And she’s written her poem
Still you want to hang in there
But it’s time to go home

Come on, boy, now,
You know how to do it
You can still step up,
There ain’t very much to it
You’ve done it before
And you’ll do it again
It’s the mystery theme
In the life of the man
Go home!
It’s time to go home!

Friday, May 4, 2012

Mystr Treefrog Road Trip

Heading up the Interstate,
Prince of Darkness in tow
We’re locked and loaded
and the rock’s steady ready to roll
(Texting) like a freak with my black sheep obsession
Unregistered dangerous mind in my possession
Sweet Francene’s all lean and mean
And Christopher Zogby,
that cat’s a percussion  machine
Mama-Shana’s putting the 15-pack into gear
And Mystr Treefrog, he’s our man, it’s clear
Hand me a beer.

We pull into Nazareth, laid back and lewd
Cruising for Thai and I hate to be rude
“Will you stay open late
‘cause we know it’s all good?”
The girls seem cool
but I hope they didn’t spit in our food
Stopping off at Starbucks to check with the kid
Back to the bungalow, dive into bed.


Wake up in New Jersey in a middle class hood
Scrounge a little breakfast and I feel pretty good
Jamming on the back porch, trying to channel Dylan,
19th Nervous Breakdown? Naw, we’re just chillin’!
Sweet Virginia’s sneakers still stuck in the ordure
I wonder what happens
when those baffoons record ya?
May be the Last Time, I don’t know
I grab up my gear ‘cause they’re ready to roll

Teaneck, Islip, Babylon West
Wee hours Dexter, not enough rest
Get a grip, son, gotta bring out your best
Cysted Twister phat boys, time for the test

Up on the stage “Are you a proctologist?”
“No, I’m just an asshole psychologist.”
Nobody ever made it by suffering fools
You don’t perform a rectal
‘less you got the right tools
Button down purple oxford, Looney Tunes tie
How many fingers does it take to say "Hi?"
Marshall stax, sound check, ready to rock
Don’t blink now ‘cause the band’s on the clock

Burning through God’s Gift, dynamite’s lit
The team’s really smokin’ and I can’t hear shit
Show’s in the books except waiting for the wrap
Hug Mr. Double and wade through the crap
That’s all folks, and it went pretty swell
Back in the van, light a green Marlboro
Fasten your seatbelts
We’re on the highway to hell
Road trip!
Mystr Treefrog road trip!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

LSU Lakes, March 7, 2012

At times the beauty right at our fingertips is stunning
It's Spring in Baton Rouge on March 7
No Winter lion roars in Tigerland
but the azaleas are on fire
On the circuit around the Lakes
the surreptitious wind
fights tirelessly
I'm dropping further behind
as Mary Lou's relentlessly pumping legs
widen the expanse between us
She's in her zone
occasionally stopping until I catch up
it's been the pattern of everything with us
Lakeshore Drive is a museum gallery
a meandering corridor of aesthetic vignettes
all so unique
strung together like a slide bracelet
tossed down casually onto the grass
by the master jeweler
I can't even begin to write it down
"I need to bring the camera,
I need to bring the camera,"
I think
I think that every time I go around
At the edge of the lush apron around a mansion
a little girl in a charming outfit
stands alone
beneath a huge flowering bush
Always a big part is about sharing
I'm sharing the ephemeral landscape
with you, my dear friends,
but you're only here inside of me
"Next time I'll bring my Ipod, too"
I think
and there will be music to share
as well

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Maxim 72

"If we judge of love by the majority of its results it rather resembles hatred than friendship." Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Nonsense verses


I'm not good enough;
 that's understated.
 My jokes aren’t funny.
 I’m self-overrated.
 You don’t like my playfulness?
 Put me on trial.
 Yesterday I grieved,
 Today I smile

Thursday, April 26, 2012

I believe in playing

Good morning, God

When God says, "What if…?"
worlds spring into being.
I like to imagine
when God created the world
He was playing.
When we play,
we are most God-like.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The truth is

“What is truth?” the Man asked.

Well… the truth is the truth, you know?
 It is what it is.
 The truth is the light, the Man said;
 the truth sets you free.
 But I say, the truth is gorgeous and terrible, too;
 the truth is generous,
 the truth humbles us all,
 the truth is our friend,
 and, the truth hurts.
 Now, if life is a classroom,
 as the wise Professor said,
 Truth is the teacher;
 but, if life is an affair of the heart,
 as I say,
 the Truth is my lover.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Showtime

“If three people tell you you’re a horse, buy a saddle.”

Every day I saddle up
with the taste of defeat in my mouth
or maybe it’s just stale oats.
Do the horses care who wins?
The war rages continuously on.
There's no such thing as refusing to fight.
Just ask Achilles:
Sitting around moping
because your commander stiffed you back there
in the smoking ruins of the plundered
and took the girl
protocol assigned to you
only results in death and more deaths.
Not yours, your friends’
He was nearly invincible
and it wasn't quite good enough
so he showed everyone he could flaunt the rules,
dragging the honorable Hector,
who knew he wasn't in a fair fight
but answered the taunt and went out anyway
to die according to form.
It wasn’t OK.
You have to give old Homer credit,
the Greek heroes were real people,
including some real assholes.
Hector was my kind of guy,
the noble loser,
much better him
than to be the spoiled son of a nymph.
The gods drummed their fingers
and Achilles got his.
Good riddance.
I'll get mine, too,
when the time comes,
it doesn’t matter what kind of guy
or horse
one is.
In the daily combat assaults.
you go in eyes open,
seldom making the same mistake twice.
You just make a different one
No mistakes, no lessons learned, right?
We’re wrong about something important every day
and people die.
I've got lots of opinions
forged by all those wonderful lessons
and all of those lovely opinions
are just that.
Any one of them might be wrong,
Hell, all of them could be wrong
Fuck, all of them ARE wrong!!!
As far as I can tell,
“right” is just an approximation
to something truer we can’t grasp.
I'm just like everyone else
I know what I know-
I don't know what I don't know.
I do know
there's a lot of critical information
somewhere out there
like “the Truth,”
right, Scully?
I don't know what it is.
I do know
it will surely cost me
and you.
I've already put my confession in writing
I was only half-joking
"Go ahead and blame me for everything;
It's all my fault:
I voted for Obama."
I surrender every day,
I'm defeated before I begin.
It's the nature of warfare.
It's all futile
and the futility is irrelevant.
I’m defeated,
I surrender
to the god of war.
Now, let’s saddle up
It’s Showtime
and I’m a horse.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Old Ladies (post script)

Today I hear sad news
My friend, Jon, known as Mystr Treefrog
(for God knows what crazy reason),
has lost his beloved Mom,
Dr. Molly,
and my Mom has lost
her crusty tablemate,
Miss Lois Burgess
(more accurately Mrs.,
but this is the South, good people),
Miss Lois,
whose tough demeanor intimidated so many
of her healthier peers
and kept them away from her table,
but not my Mom,
Miss Lois,
who aspired to live one hundred years
and would have made all of them, too
instead of just eighty
were her flesh as strong
as her Spirit
we didn't know
when I said, "Good-bye, Miss Lois,"
and hugged your neck,
touching your face with mine,
"I'll be back for Easter
and I'll look forward to seeing you,"
the Easter we'll meet
lies somewhere in a future
still unborn

Old Ladies (amen)

Mom needs the booklet with the lesson
Esther at the next table offered hers
so I arrange to pick it up
I check in with Margie
who is worried
about stepping into Dorothy’s heavy shoes
she tells me I should teach the class!
I could do it
in my sleep
today's lesson is Psalms 42 and 43
I'm nailed again
(of course)
Mom and I cram
we hustle down to the class room
and sixteen people show up
including three men
not counting your humble narrator
Margie leads the lesson
admirably
articulately
she delivers a veritable sermon
Margie is not fond of Psalms 42 and 43
preferring something more overtly uplifting
striving to find the light in the darkness
of David's despair
I jump in to help
"These verses affirm
even the strongest believers
sometimes feel terrible
become depressed at times
they turn to their faith
and endure
though you might not snap right out of it
it's not that something is wrong with you
nothing's wrong with your faith
your faith carries you through
those dark times"
but Margie feels overwhelmed
she worries she's not good enough to teach
she couldn't sleep last night
because of cramping
and worry
(I would guess)
she talks about her husband
who is holding her place in Heaven
she put up stained glass
in her old church
in front of her old pew
in his memory
Margie longs to return
"If I could be young again
and have everybody there"
she asks for volunteers to teach once a month
I raise my hand
if the planning can be managed
(I wouldn't lie awake all night
worrying about getting the lesson right
I would just go in and do it)
"Could we just move your son to Athens?"
Margie asks my mother
you just don't know, Margie
you just don't know
but you are good enough
Margie
we're all good enough
if we could just believe it

Old Ladies (part 4)

I spot Margie at her table
while I breakfast with Mom
and Lois,
a good 15 years my mother's junior
at whose table Mom chose to sit
over a year ago now
because everyone else’s were full
and no one else
could put up with Lois
the hardened, curmudgeonly soul
Lois who can’t see, can’t hear, can’t taste anything,
complains about everything,
can barely raise her heaviness up from the chair
after each meal
and only after rocking mightily
like a B-52 idling on the runway
until finally she lifts off
sometimes with a little help
Lois plans to make it to 100 years old
Lois and I get along fine
we laugh together
Millie, a former art historian,
joins us belatedly
and unconcerned about missing the oatmeal course
she strikes up a lively chat
about how much she enjoys my eccentric sister, Scottie
and how she appreciates my mother’s quiet kindness
and ready smile
and whether she should try to add commentary
as a staff member suggested
when a group from Iris
ventures forth
on an outing
to the Georgia Art Museum
Millie has the look of a California free spirit
and she tells me the men
the visiting trainers
who drop in to lead exercise classes
are creepy
when Mom first came there was also Dot
a kind, red-headed Midwesterner
displaced and disoriented
down here in Dixie
who
due to vascular dementia (no doubt)
couldn’t find the names of objects
making it impossible to order her food
without considerable assistance
Dot had a cat in her apartment
her friend and consolation (no doubt)
until she fell one day
and her daughter moved her out
to a nursing home (no doubt)
I encourage Millie to offer her knowledge
when the wave comes up
secretly wondering how much
Millie can access
for, alas,
she too is a surviving victim
of vascular dementia
that merciless stalker of the aged
but Millie can help
she helps Lois stand up to leave

Old Ladies (Part 3)

I met Olive in Mom’s Sunday school class
taught by Dorothy Wood
an 80 something
ailing, obese yet determined to do God’s work
an expatriate Yankee
and late-blooming fundamentalist Baptist
leading her flock of Dixie sheep
that on a typical Sunday when I attended
usually numbered about the same as Jesus’s disciples
I read the lessons in the booklet aimed at the elderly
and it was good
Mom told me a week or so ago
Dorothy went away to the hospital
and died
so now Margie has stepped up
a sweet and personable Southern lady who always looks great
farewell, Dorothy, you ran the good race
“Well done, thou good and faithful servant”
I seldom go to church now except to weddings
like my neighbor’s daughter, Megan
or funerals
like her cousin, Kyle,
who killed himself two weeks later
but that’s another story

Old Ladies (part 2)

And now another day
in the company of old ladies
and the community of the great dining hall
here the old boys and girls are at ease
life’s winners
it's Valhalla without the mead
so Apollo, not Dionysos, rules
dining at Iris Place requires discipline
the process being so very slow and deliberate
like the old ladies themselves
the clock ticks on inexorably
like these timeless hearts
and woe to the impatient
Olive is 92 years old
beautifully frail and elegant
born in Ruston, Louisiana in 1920
she studied library science at Louisiana Tech
did graduate work at LSU
and being a lady of ambition
(I surmise)
she went to Washington before the Big One
and ended up in the medical library
at Bethesda Naval Hospital
her eyes and her memory are clear
Olive met a naval officer with Ph.D.
an expert in insect borne diseases
he had helped keep the Marines
well enough to fight
in the brutal South Pacific campaign
they married and she went with him
all over the world
assignments in the Far East
then Cairo
and a stint in Teheran
they were on their way out of Iran
tagging along on a B-17 back to Egypt
every person was issued a parachute
the pilot called them to the cockpit
to see the lights of Jerusalem by night
when they saw an engine go out
and a second leaving two
enough to make it back to earth
until the supercharger exploded on the third engine
throwing out metal that banged against the fuselage
and the pilot ordered everyone to bail out
Olive’s husband thought he would have to shove her out the door
but she leapt of her own accord
“You can do things when it means your survival,”
she tells me
I know
they had been flying over water
but she landed in the Sinai Desert
and the plane crashed into the sea
and exploded
the pilot and co-pilot were MIA
but they showed up the next day alive
Olive was still wearing her high heel shoes
Bedouins with camels found them
a train came by
they rode to the first town and were put off
to visit with local authorities
calls were made
a British officer appeared and vouched for them
because their papers went down with the plane
and they took the next train down to Cairo
and all was well
they came to Athens so he could teach at the University
one son dated Vince Dooley's daughter in high school
but turned down a football scholarship from the Coach
for LSU
he saw the Tigers beat Notre Dame in a classic
and didn't want people to think he got the free ride to Georgia
because he had connections
Olive's brother taught math at LSU
he lives retired on Fleet Street in Baton Rouge
which doesn't ring a bell
so I'll have to google it

Old Ladies (part 1)

That was some storm last night
I remember waking up around 1:30
with water pouring down
as if a giant were dumping
his titanic bucket onto the house
I wondered about the roof
who knows how long since it’s been repaired?
but it held fast
even when a huge blast of thunder woke me again
at God knows what hour
like the Rockbrige Battery under Parson Pendleton
still fighting on through the mist of time
like the relentless roiling of the psyche
refusing to quit and let go
“Trust the process”
the motto of artists
and psych wards
Jung called it individuation
guided by the inscrutable wisdom of the Unconscious
I do trust the process
I’ve seen it work
time after time
it has never failed me
it’s going where it needs to go
I believe

The day I became me (4)

My father was born
on April 22, 1917
in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
He died
on Christmas Eve, 2006
of pancreatic cancer.
I went to the doctor with them
when the bad news was delivered
only two months before.
Scrambling for hope,
I went onto the M.D Anderson web page
and learned that a surgical cure existed
but it was too late for the old man.
He was already resigned to his fate
which came quickly enough
and without too much pain,
relatively speaking.
In the last month of his life
Daddy asked me to help him shave,
which I remembered watching him do
when I was a boy.
Back then,
he mixed up shaving lather
in a sort of mug
made of opaque glass.
Now he was 89 years old
and very weak
and what made the deepest impression
on me
was how polite he was.
“Owen, please hand me the razor,”
"Owen, please hand me the towel,"
and so on.
Dad was also named Owen,
William Owen Nixon Scott, II,
(his grandfather being the first).
My family wanted to call me
Billy or Buzzy,
both of which I bitterly hated,
so one day,
when I was 4 years old,
I announced to the world,
I'm not Buzzy,
I'm Owen!
And so I was.
As I write this thought down,
I realize that was the day
I became me.
If I had it to do all over,
I would be Will,
my own person,
but I don't
have it to do all over.
When Daddy died
I had finally come to appreciate him.
Dad was totally, 100% devoted
to my mother.
That's how the Scott's are.
He would have done anything for her.
When he somehow managed to end up
with a staggering amount of money,
his investment advisors wanted him to gift
to his family members.
They told me to ask him.
I went to him and asked
why he wouldn't do it.
"I want to make sure your Mom
has enough
for the rest of her life,"
he replied.
I never questioned it after that;
but, when he found out he was a dead man,
he asked me what he should do.
Daddy had never before asked me what he should do.
"Gift everyone in the family,"
I told him.
He did.

How I became me (part 3)

The first car I remember clearly
was my Dad’s 1953 Chevy
We called it “the brown car.”
I have vague memories
of a weird-looking blue Studebaker c. 1950.
My Mom had a green Ford station wagon,
probably a ’54 or ’55.
She traded it in
for a two-tone blue-and-white
1957 Chevy Bel-aire Townsman
a four-door wagon for hauling kids around,
God what a beautiful machine,
without doubt the coolest car my parents ever owned.
It was gone by the time I could drive,
but it's the image in my mind
when I think of my mother’s driving.
She was the ace of the asphalt,
no road rage in her,
Mom was loving it.
My Dad was both plodding and uncertain
behind the wheel,
slow and nerve-wracking.
Dad was a good, good man
and a southern gentlemen
to the last.
I failed to appreciate him for a long, long time;
and when I realized I wanted to allow him in
it was hard to figure out how.
He was so incapable of getting onto my level
and I onto his.
I remember Dad walking in while I was listening to music
on a cheap stereo we had
and he started patting his foot
with a rhythm totally unrelated to the song.
Mom was fast and decisive on the road,
whipping her Chevy around with authority
and kicking it when she needed to
on the yellow light
to make it through
before it went to red.
And it always did what she wanted it to.
I was taking notes all the while.
Mom was born
in Rogersville, Alabama,
on June 17, 1916.
They named her
Edna Virginia Reeder,
but she was called
Ginny.
(My daughter,
Virginia Kelley Scott,
the Bunny Rabbit,
was born
on June 17, 1984,
at Women's Hospital,
in Baton Rouge.
We also call her Jenny,
but now she's decided to be
Virginia Scott,
just like her grandmother,
soon to be
Virginia K. Scott, Esq.)
Mom started driving in 1930 when she was 14 years old,
chauffeuring my Granddaddy,
who only had one arm,
through the town and country
in his capacity as the Tax Collector
for Florence, Alabama;
and, now, 82 years later,
she's finally put down her car keys
for good.
Mom comments matter-of-factly
about herself and her peers
in the community of Iris Place,
"We're all just waiting to die."
W. Brown Reeder was the supervisor at a cotton gin.
He was repairing a jammed machine one day
when some fool turned it on
seizing and mangling a strong and skillful arm.
Granddaddy Reeder had to direct the workers
as they disassembled the gin
to extricate his doomed limb.
I remember watching him shave
with his remaining arm,
while a smooth and useless stump of flesh protruded
from a white sleeveless undershirt,
sweet man that he was.
It didn't frighten or disgust me,
it was the way it was.
The Reeder's and Harrison's and Booth's
were farm people.
I remember following Granddaddy around
when he fed the chickens
in the coop next to their house
on Poplar Street
and the huge black-green bullfrog
in the goldfish pond.
I remember arriving in the late afternoon
after an all day drive from Athens,
by way of Rome and Guntersville
where we crossed the towering, terrifying bridge,
the stuff of nightmares.
Grandmother would be in the kitchen cooking,
and I breathed the air
thick with the aroma
of fried chicken and cornbread
and Grandmother greeting us
spiritedly sing-talking in a loud voice,
it's as clear in my mind
as yesterday.
I remember her canary, Billy,
a brilliant splotch of yellow
in his silver cage in the living room,
singing along with the lean, energetic, white-haired country girl.
My Mom could hear the beat
until her hearing went south.
I’m a lot more Mom than Dad,
him with his math brain
and his stubborn refusal
to take any chances
or alter an opinion,
once formed.
Mom was anxious, too,
like everyone in my entire extended family,
(except maybe Natalie Merry)
and absolutely averse to doing anything
that might reflect poorly on the family names,
but she was almost always fun and playful.
Mom laughed a lot,
and still does,
and was almost never angry.
Mom gave me the gift,
her love of music,
and it will follow me
to the very end of the whole f'ing road
when they have to pry my guitar
out of my cold, dead hands.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Part 2

One more thing I have to relate
about dear old Maryland,
much as I hate to even think about it:
One day at the bus stop,
this big kid beat me up
and I don’t even remember why.
Maybe he said something to me
and I said something back,
never realizing
people kick your butt
without even thinking
for that sort of thing.
It terrified me
someone would
just start hitting you,
me,
over mere words,
over anything.
No one in my family ever kicked anyone's butt.
In my family,
people hardly raised their voices in anger.
None of my friends in Athens,
in fact, no one at all,
had ever gotten mad
and attacked me physically.
I now knew
the world is dangerous;
and, to make matters worse
much, much worse,
I ran home yelling for my mother
to save me
and naturally I concluded
I was a chicken,
a yellow-bellied coward,
those were the words for it
way back then.
My Dad was of no help at all,
he knew nothing of fighting,
even though he had been in World War II.
Through sheer luck,
Dad landed
in one of the safest of overseas theaters,
building airstrips
in, of all places,
India
for B-29’s to take off from to fly the Hump,
Dad, the amateur expert
on the ferociously bloody Civil War,
who wanted to go to West Point
and almost made it in.
This shame and humiliation followed me
for a very long time
as my mouth got my ass beat again
much later,
among other humiliations
it brought down upon me
along the way.
When will I ever learn?
But, I now know
I’m not a coward,
neither mental nor physical,
I’ve proven it more than once;
but, it took a long time,
a very long and very painful time
to figure that out.

How I became me (part 1)

How young was I
when I started being me?
It began,
I remember,
with curiosity
(same thing that killed the cat).
Everything interested me,
especially things in books,
and sports,
and people,
and girls.
I fell in love with girls very early on.
Little girls in movies
like Priscilla in Johnny Tremain,
I can still sing The Sons of Liberty,
Jesus, it was 1957,
I was only five,
and the circus girl in Toby Tyler,
Hayley Mills in The Parent Trap,
even cute pictures
of little girls in magazines.
It didn’t take much for me to fall in love.
My little boy picture
must be next to the encyclopedia entry,
“hopeless romantic.”
Music came a little bit later,
but not much.
I liked the stuff my Mom listened to,
Tommy Dorsey, Glen Miller, and Dixieland,
but I trace the real passion
to third grade in Rockville, MD
and my friendship with Howard Pomerantz,
also my first Jewish friend.
I asked him, “What church do you belong to?”
and he said, “I’m Jewish.”
and I said, “What’s that?”
Howard and I talked music
It would have been 1963
I remember Kennedy-Nixon when I was up there
(Kennedy wasn’t shot until after I got back to Athens).
I was excited because the Democrat finally won one,
having suffered through Adlai Stevenson losing to Ike
when I was 4 years old.
So, I was into Top 40.
The Monster Mash was the first single I ever got
after talking my Dad into buying it for me
which took some real persuasion
as I recall.
I can still sing the whole song.
I remember listening to records over at Danny Muller’s house.
It was his big sister, Shirley, who had the records and the record player.
She had Elvis’ album Blue Hawaii.
I didn’t particularly love Elvis
As he seemed a bit passé;
and the late doo-wop tunes
like Blue Moon
were kinda ridiculous
I felt.
What grabbed me was r&b,
Party Lights and the Locomotion,
twisting again with Chubby Checker
when I was up there with the Yankees
who made serious fun of the way I said, “bicycle.”
And the best dance I could ever do was the Jerk.
Ironic?
Anyway, I could jerk my little boy body with the best of them
all in time with the beat,
to accent the music,
and, no use being falsely modest,
it’s still one of my major talents.
Another thing that happened up there,
this guy in a suit who sold musical instruments
came by the school,
- I think it was Aspen Hills,
the third grade -
and gave a little aptitude screening test
to all the kids.
It consisted of him tapping out a rhythm on top of a desk
and the kid repeating it accurately.
I aced it
and ended up with a trumpet,
the twisting loops of copper and brass
all shiny and beautiful.
I ultimately hated the damn thing,
but I stayed in band long enough to learn the basics of music,
which came in handy much later.